@nikkithecanuck: People. If I say I love a certain food PLEASE do not show me a picture of that animal in it’s live adorable form.
This is why I can’t eat scallops or puppies anymore.
@nikkithecanuck: Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She’s the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.
@nikkithecanuck: Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
@nikkithecanuck: I must admit, my "Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car.
@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver