No one believes you’re just hanging around in lingerie. Go put on an oversized T shirt and yoga pants like the rest of us.
I’ve seen wax fruit less fake than you
Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?
Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.
If I was a vegetable I’d be asparagus. You don’t want to eat it because it’s weird, then you love it until the next day when everything smells
11 days into a low carb detox and having fantasies of swimming in spaghetti wearing an Italian bread bikini
Sure, I want to find that perfect for me relationship, but experience has taught me it’s probably cupcakes.
Sure, I want to find that perfect for me relationship, but experience has taught me it’s probably cupcakes.
Sure, I want to find that perfect for me relationship, but experience has taught me it’s probably cupcakes.
Im not dating any guy with hair longer than mine. I refuse to compete for pretty hair.
Oh, you’re Happy? Name the other 6 Dwarves
WAP when I’m involved is likely to be Waffles and Pancakes
For years I thought I was depressed. Then I got divorced. Turns out it was marriage, not depression.