Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle?
Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on.
I just called one ex a calculator and another a potential murder victim so if you’re looking for metaphors, I’m probably the grapefruit.
Him: Your beautiful….
Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!
If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream.
Bring it.