Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN. Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN. Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN. Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN.
ERMAHGERD YOO GIZE…
#WhatMostWomenWant A man with a vibrating penis.
Next time you want to question the rationality of women, just remember that they freak the fuck out when they see a centimeter long spider.
Someone needs to invent Glade Air Freshner Clit Rings®.
Women. Can’t live with em, can’t live without titties.
Middle finger in the air, if you don’t really care. It’s like that sometimes man, ridiculous. Life can be sometimes ridiculous.
Albus pretended it didn’t bother him, but late at night, he wept in his chambers. He hated when the students called him “Dumblefag.”
Me want titty. Me don’t want to touch, me want to suck. You have titty? TWO TITTIES? OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Haters gonna hate. And hater stabbers gonna hater stab.
*checks Timeline*…
Ned Stark is just a gay Boromir.
Nerds were always ugly or goofy looking. Then from nowhere emerged the hot girl nerd and the limitations of Nerdom crumpled before our eyes.
My favorite Disney princess is Ariel. Gotta love a woman who can’t talk for half the movie.
When I get sad, I just think about the vast Universe and the fact that I’m stuck on this rock with a bunch of idiots. Then I get sadder.