80’s rap was like being in 5th grade and trying to find words that rhymed with “hat.”
What if the 5th dentist was from the future and knew about the long-term tooth damage caused by Trident?
When did white people become such fucking pussies?
Did someone text back with just “K”? You know what you should do? Stop texting them dumb shit.
Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN. Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN. Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN. Ryu: HADOUKEN. Ken: HADOUKEN.
ERMAHGERD YOO GIZE…
#WhatMostWomenWant A man with a vibrating penis.
Next time you want to question the rationality of women, just remember that they freak the fuck out when they see a centimeter long spider.
Someone needs to invent Glade Air Freshner Clit Rings®.
Women. Can’t live with em, can’t live without titties.
Middle finger in the air, if you don’t really care. It’s like that sometimes man, ridiculous. Life can be sometimes ridiculous.
Albus pretended it didn’t bother him, but late at night, he wept in his chambers. He hated when the students called him “Dumblefag.”
Me want titty. Me don’t want to touch, me want to suck. You have titty? TWO TITTIES? OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Haters gonna hate. And hater stabbers gonna hater stab.
*checks Timeline*…
