Ned Stark is just a gay Boromir.
Nerds were always ugly or goofy looking. Then from nowhere emerged the hot girl nerd and the limitations of Nerdom crumpled before our eyes.
My favorite Disney princess is Ariel. Gotta love a woman who can’t talk for half the movie.
When I get sad, I just think about the vast Universe and the fact that I’m stuck on this rock with a bunch of idiots. Then I get sadder.
Why I’m starting to hate Twitter…
All I’m saying is that gay dudes butt blast each other for a reason. The asshole has the most sense receptors per area of any body part.
Rome fell because it was run by idiots who used letters as numbers.
I’m so glad the “you break it, you buy it” policy doesn’t apply to hymens.
I won’t believe in God until “Thou shalt puffeth, puffeth once more and passeth to your neighbor” becomes a Commandment.
Always blow your man. Pamdé went two weeks without blowing Anakin and we all know what happened to that dude.
Wish I was alive in the 70’s and got to look forward to releases by Zeppelin, Floyd and Sabbath, instead of being ear-raped by today’s shit.
It’s always fun to put a rainbow bumper sticker on your homophobic friend’s car.
Her: Do you wanna do it?
Me: Do what?
Her: It.
Me: What’s it?
Her: You know… It.
Me: Oh… I call first player.
Her: Wait, what?
If you wanna be classy, just use the word “whilst.”
Example: I know I just met you, but can you cum on my face whilst I pinch my nipples?