Now that it’s nice out I can drive with my windows down and let the wind ripple my chins.
Retailer #1: Hey we just got a bunch of great books in! People are going to love them!
Retailer #2: Great! Let’s put price stickers on them.
#1: The kind that come off easily and cleanly, right?
Computer: Prove you’re not a robot.
Me: *struggles to find all the road signs*
Computer: Maybe prove it to yourself first. I’ll wait.
Me: SHUT UP! I CAN DO THIS!
I just tried to pet my cat and it turns out that pile of black was my T-shirt, so yeah if you’re supposed to wear glasses while driving I think it’s a good idea.
8:00 Puts on lipstick and gloss
8:05 Buys coffee to ensure full lipstick removal