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him: i can talk now

me: hey what’s up

him: i’m in the bathroom

me: yea me too what’s up

him: hang on some dumbass thinks i’m talking to him

me: lmao what an idiot

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911: what room is the body in

me: I wanna say living room but that feels weird

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scary movies imply the existence of baby movies, sporty movies, posh movies and ginger movies

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on the toilet 15min: both legs asleep
in bed 3hrs: none of anything asleep