I only eat people when they’re cooked properly. I’m not a savage.
If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?
🎶 I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
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*praying for world peace*
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The Real Housewives of Sesame Street
The fact that it’s still not legal to print your own money is bullshit.
“What seems to be the problem, officer?”
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Ratatouille is my favorite movie based on a true story.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctors are all really confused.
The duck was completely silent the entire ride. Didn’t say a single word to me. Five stars.
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If you ever need to find evidence to prove someone’s guilt or innocence, always check the pudding first.
From my experience, the worst thing you can say at the end of a date is, “That’ll do, pig.”
Which is your favorite Duran? Duran or Duran?
I have a hard time telling the difference between 21 Dragons and Imagine Pilots.
Marvel just revealed the title we’ve all been waiting for.
Spiderman: You’ll Probably Have To Watch It At Home