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Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts,

They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude

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I like Australian kisses.

They’re just like French kisses but down under.

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Ancient Chinese proverb:

man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger.

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There’s a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along.