Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts,
They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude
I like Australian kisses.
They’re just like French kisses but down under.
Ancient Chinese proverb:
man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it
There’s a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along.
My uncle Paul does great bird impressions,
He eats worms.