The man in front of me is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life, he wishes she sent him for tampons.
I’d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me.
Wine doesn’t have many vitamins. That’s why you have to drink a lot of it.