when someone says they don’t like reading books, im like cool, you do you psycho
i noticed you haven’t tweeted in a few weeks and just wanted to thank you
it’s sweet how my son likes to swing by and check on me when his rent is due
not to brag, but my pizza cutter has 175,000 miles on it
My son washes dishes like he knows there are 12,000 germs but only wants to kill 1.