If you think the astronauts on the space station are getting on your nerves, imagine how annoyed they are with each other
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
There’s no suspense in Young Sheldon. You know he’s not going to die
Ghost sightings are stupid. same with ufos and bigfoot. try spotting something people will actually believe. run into your buddy at the store
The Queen is crazy if she thinks I’m going to wait until February
Please stop referring to things as “Orwellian”. Some of us haven’t read his books yet and you’re spoiling them
Don’t get too excited when someone says “and Bob’s your uncle”. It’s just a figure of speech
“Wash your hair. Wash your body.” Some of my best ideas come to me in the shower
The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band