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@omgthatspunny: I told my boss I needed a pay rise, I said that 3 other companies were after me. He said: “which ones?"
I replied: “the electricity, gas and the water".
@omgthatspunny: What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
@omgthatspunny: How do trees access the internet?
They log in
@omgthatspunny: A pun and grammar lesson in one