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Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon “We Delivery” sign.

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Wait, Fellatio isn’t a flavor of ice cream?!

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This guy thinks I’m taking down his number, but I’m really just writing this tweet.

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Turns out Chlamydia is much easier to get than it is to spell.