When ever I put on my mask to go into a store, I hear a voice in my head that says “cover me, I’m going in”
My 30 yr old called me this morning to ask when he had the chicken pox…please, I can’t even remember if I took my pills last night
I have gray hair where I didn’t even know I had hair
I have $12 in winning lottery tickets in my purse, I might just up and quit my job, today
Chasing my dream
Dream: I have a girlfriend
Of course I’ll buy a harmonica for a 3 year old. He doesn’t live with me
I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic
I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you’re scrolling on your phone
Don’t sell yourself short, in fact, don’t sell yourself at all. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal
Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym
I’m texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up