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Alarm Clock:

a device that wakes up almost everyone in the house

except for the person who had set it.

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sleeping is nice because ur not actually dead and ur not awake so its a win-win situation

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out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

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roses r red

violets r blue

sunflowers r yellow

i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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2 reasons why im fat

1) i eat when I’m bored
2) im always bored

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i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild.