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@pakalupapito : Alarm Clock:
a device that wakes up almost everyone in the house
except for the person who had set it.
@pakalupapito: sleeping is nice because ur not actually dead and ur not awake so its a win-win situation
@pakalupapito: out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
@pakalupapito: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
@pakalupapito: Me: Treat yo self
My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF
@pakalupapito: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
@pakalupapito: i’m not “cute” awkward. i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
@pakalupapito: roses r red
violets r blue
sunflowers r yellow
i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts
@pakalupapito: 2 reasons why im fat
1) i eat when I'm bored
2) im always bored