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Alarm Clock:
a device that wakes up almost everyone in the house
except for the person who had set it.
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sleeping is nice because ur not actually dead and ur not awake so its a win-win situation
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out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
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i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
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why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
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Me: Treat yo self
My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF
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i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
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roses r red
violets r blue
sunflowers r yellow
i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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2 reasons why im fat
1) i eat when I’m bored
2) im always bored
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i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild.