A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower
It’s ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.
In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an “A” on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.
My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed.