they should make cans that open quietly
..she tweeted for no reason at 3:25 am while her bf slept soundly
birds and squirrels envy us
*getting kidnapped in the grocery store parking lot*
PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT MY CART BACK FIRST
keep your circle small. bridesmaid’s dresses are expensive.
the worst part about cooking for others is not licking the utensils every time you stir something
I’m ready for work early! Now to lay back in bed so I can still rush out the door and be 2 minutes late like god intended