did you ever just eat something because your mouth was closer than the garbage?
“dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you.” – ancient nyc proverb
i bet all the girls say “i bet you say that to all the girls” to all the guys.
train me.
no.
train me.
okay.
training montage.
the big fight.
i’m glad you trained me.
i’m glad i trained you.
#everyboxingmovie
just saw Gravity. excuse me while I go hug the earth.
“Honey, have you seen the baby? I haven’t seen the baby since I asked you to throw out the bath wat–OH DEAR GOD!!” – birth of an expression
playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as “options.”
“When I call your name say ‘omnipresent.'” – teacher to class full of Gods