@piddle_fart

“Hey baby, what dat mouff do?”

It eats. It eats a lot. That’s what.

@piddle_fart

I’ve been a girl for 36 years, and I still don’t know how to correctly use bobby pins.

@piddle_fart

My son told me tonight I was the best mom in the world. I couldn’t be happier.. even though he’s a cat, and actually didn’t say that. But I know he’s thinking it.