It’s the “roaring 20s” again so I’m going to take inspiration from the Great Gatsby and continue to not have read any books since high school
Bond sequel idea: His license to kill is downgraded to a license to hit people with his car but not so badly that they die
Sad to see Kamala Harris drop out. I didn’t like her policies but she was the candidate most likely to build a RoboCop
Oh no
Hmm, not sure about this change
When Kanye rapped “Jesus was a truth seeker, he got crucified/ I bought a moose from a zookeeper, I got moosified”, I felt that
People on this site love to complain that there are no good billionaires, but there’s a simple solution: if every one of my followers gives me $3500 I will become the one good billionaire
Incredible news from Britain. This changes everything
“Nothing suspicious about Jeffrey Epstein death” says medical examiner Eprey Jeffstein
BREAKING: Epstein autopsy reveals his teeth had become piano keys, consistent with death by piano drop
“Speed” remake with Scarlett Johansson as the bus
My one and only plan to get rich is to short Nintendo stock just before the internet finally decides that Italian stereotypes are racist
a public service announcement
I hope people don’t turn against my comics after they find out about my extreme religious views (belief that only Italians get into heaven)
“And you are?” she asked.
I puffed out my chest, hoping that if I angled my name tag correctly I could read its reflection in her sunglasses