What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?
Cop: What is your line of business?
Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff.
Cop: Louder for the microphone.
Me: Trees ‘n’ stuff. Gardening.
General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?
Me: I mustard the troops.
General: …
Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
Strange how FB doesn’t automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,
*Attempts to use ‘I have a boyfriend’ meme*
Meme: I have a boyfriend.
The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people’s inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia