The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.
*mixes raisins into my mac and cheese*
What I imagine when an American describes their healthcare system to me:
*blasts Ride of the Valkyries as I fly over your house pooping*
Waiting for the Charmin
Frog: WAKE ME UP!
Snake: Wake me up inside!
Swedish for common sense.
“How you like dem apples?”
“Just shut up and eat, Frank.”
No, I don’t think I will.
This could’ve been an email.
I bet birds love this building.
These work great until they don’t.
Not recommended for beginners.
New tinder profile pic
Challenge accepted.
