I highly suggest that you do not google that term.
It tastes nothing like bourbon btw
The future is now.
Nobody likes a quitter, Glenn.
*watches the world burn*
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Tony Hawk, age 6
They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Because I didn’t know any better, I always sang “bowels of holly” as a kid.
Why did they think the horses would be able to reconstruct Humpty? They don’t have any engineering/surgery knowledge, or thumbs, for that matter.
Because a fish decided to walk on land years ago, I am now forced to pay taxes and wear pants in public.
If you replace “umbrella” with “Nutella” in Rihanna’s song, the song still works, if not more so.
Gonna create a dating app for dentists called Cavity Search
I think Schrödinger would’ve really liked the microwave.
Despite popular opinion, you can eat fire. You just can’t eat it twice.