When you wave your hand under automatic soap dispenser for 45 seconds and nothing, then it dispenses the minute you switch to the next one.
*gets first nose bleed since childhood*
Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?
You know who else doesn’t leave another man’s girlfriend alone?
Mosquitos
Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler.
Note to self, I should wear clothes next time.
When you’s said addicted to apple products, my mind was thinking shampoo and conditioner not electronics.