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@praisecheese : If you feel the need to throw American cheese at something, aim for the trash.

@praisecheese: Me: (after eating 12 fudgesicles)
Ok. Time to get to work.

You: You can actually buy popsicle sticks at any craft store.

Me: Don't question my art.

@praisecheese: This fall on Fox:
X-Files Babies.
Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat.

@praisecheese: Me: I've invested heavily in hedgehog funds.
You: I think you mean hedge funds.
*opens door to roomful of hedgehogs*
Me: Nope.

@praisecheese: For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea.

@praisecheese: "Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"