As a teen, I always imagined being an adult and saying things to my kids like, “Shut up, Beavis,” or “Stimpy, you idiot!”
But I can’t.
Not because I’m a good mom, but because they wouldn’t get the reference. And that really hurts.
Day two of homeschooling.
I am leaving my student to fend for herself, so I may hunt for essentials. Like more wine.