I think my wife is having an affair, for two years she claims to have been going to classes, yet still can’t speak a word of Zumba.
My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs.
Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me, for I have synonymed.
My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I’m not even Jaoquin.
Me; Right, some revision?
Son: K
Me: Start with chemistry?
Him: K
Me: Periodic table?
Him: K
Me:What’s the symbol for potassium?
Him: Dunno