Date a person who doesn’t use drugs so they won’t use yours.
My thoughts are as pure as snow… after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
English: i before e, except after c.
Science: Ummmm, No.
“Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!”
-Mormon kids
Your personality finally matches your looks. That’s not a compliment.
Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.
Moving on.
Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin.
I see that your IQ test came back negative.
Oh baby, were not going to need a ‘do not disturb’ sign. We’re going to need a ‘please don’t call the police were fine’ sign.