Anyone else having trouble with their Satnav today?
I typed in ‘Cowes’ and it’s brought me here. 🤷♂️
I’ve just had to let my trousers out.
They wanted to go for a walk and I couldn’t be bothered.
If I saw 99 red balloons go by I’d probably just round it up to a hundred when I was telling people about it.
In some societies it’s considered rude to put post-it notes on people’s heads in the doctor’s surgery with your guess what’s wrong with them
Learn how to read a book again simply by sticking a twitter Avi alongside every paragraph…….
People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys.