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@rablivingstone : If I saw 99 red balloons go by I’d probably just round it up to a hundred when I was telling people about it.
@rablivingstone: In some societies it's considered rude to put post-it notes on people's heads in the doctor's surgery with your guess what's wrong with them
@rablivingstone: Learn how to read a book again simply by sticking a twitter Avi alongside every paragraph.......
@rablivingstone: People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys.