@rachelle_mandik: "moon all gone! moon all gone!" is my toddler's terrifying new way of saying good morning
@rachelle_mandik: never register for a class that says "space is limited," because whoever's running it clearly has no respect for science
@rachelle_mandik: me: how many trees do you see in this picture?
my toddler: all of them.
@rachelle_mandik: artificial flowers are properly known as "flower decoys"; learn some flower calls, then use the decoys to attract and kill real flowers
@rachelle_mandik: [bank heist]
leader: ok everyone put on your balaclavas
me: *looks down at box of freshly baked baklava* i think i’ve made a mistake
@rachelle_mandik: my toddler lifts up a piece of her salad and declares, "it's a leaf, mommy." and then: "let's put it back outside."