@rachelle_mandik

am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise

@rachelle_mandik

Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?

@rachelle_mandik

Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn’t be so angry.

@rachelle_mandik

“Actually I have a lot of secs” is apparently not the right answer to “Do you have a sec?”