am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise
year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again
Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?
they start off corded but convert to wireless easily
Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn’t be so angry.
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
“Actually I have a lot of secs” is apparently not the right answer to “Do you have a sec?”