Cool how most makeup tutorial videos are like: ok, first, start out already young and pretty with no makeup.
I love the smell of my shampoo. Except when it’s coming from my suitcase.
How do people who don’t have a cat know when a ghost has entered the room?
I see you posted a photo of the song playing on your car radio. I can relate because my car also has a radio and plays songs.
“Would you rather be right or—“
YES
By the time you reach 45, everyone becomes an expert orthopedist. “It hurts where? Yeah, that’s your medial hip flexor tendon maximus. I had that last year.”
Me: *buys a blue chair online*
Internet: check out these 16 similar blue chairs since you obv collect blue chairs
The person who named the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon had to be a realtor.
A lot of people think my handle is my actual name but it isn’t. My real name is Rachel Onomatopoeia.
This needs to be over soon because my husband is starting to realize I’m not out of his league.
Based upon recent baking experience I have concluded that a loaf of bread should cost $75.
Lockdown upside: I have learned how to operate the 17 remote controls for the tv.
Sometimes I think the human body is amazing, how it can fight disease, heal from injury, create new life, and other times it let’s me choke on my own spit.