subtitles are so good nowadays
i did the math
yeah i’m a bit of a rebel
if i saw a ufo i would simply identify it. not that big of a deal
going over to my buddy’s house and opening all of his treasure chests to see if there’s any items in there that i need
classic mixup
listen, i know shrek isn’t REAL, i was simply asking if it was based on a true story,
uber driver picked me up “dodger stadium? you goin to the game?” i was like “nah” and we both sat there in silence for the whole ride, both knowing i had lied
taking a hotdog out of the microwave and checking it with a meat thermometer then frowning and putting it back in
finally
[nudging the person next to me on the bus until they remove their earbuds]
hey i think i saw a horse a couple miles back
yall can name 10 kardashians but you can’t name 10 jesuses