when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good
i replaced babies in these pictures with hotdogs to show america what really matters
women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up
I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now
funny how dumbass pet animals will eat the same thing every day without realizing that Subway® offers over 19 different ways to Eat Fresh™
as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water
im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method’s