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@rage_chaos : You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.

@rage_chaos: I'm not paranoid, but I feel like there's someone reading this...

@rage_chaos: I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.

@rage_chaos: "LSD Makes Users Lose Weight"
That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when
there's a dragon guarding it.