@rage_chaos

You think you’re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.

@rage_chaos

I’m not paranoid, but I feel like there’s someone reading this…

@rage_chaos

I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.

@rage_chaos

“LSD Makes Users Lose Weight”
That makes sense. It’s kinda hard to get to the fridge when
there’s a dragon guarding it.