Not sure it counts as gaslighting, but I’ve spent the past 40 years pronouncing “Orangutan” as “Orangutang” and I’m holding our entire education system responsible.
I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.
If you tell my dog he’s getting a treat and forget, he will stalk you until you remember. We came in an hour ago and I just figured out why he’s been following me around and staring at me like I’m made of bacon.
Mom? I think I know my Halloween costume for this year.
-My daughter’s favorite phrase from November through approximately late September