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@rajandelman : My dad just said I should put our dog on "this site-- have you been to it?" I went over to the computer. He had written "pomeranians" into Google image search

@rajandelman: [Beautiful songbirds begin to dress me]
Me: I don't want to wear that shirt today
Songbirds: We don't care

@rajandelman: The first guy to stain glass was probably like, "oh no"