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[rock climbing]
me: *out of breath*
Dwayne Johnson: ok get off me

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english teacher: *yelling* I am APPALLED
me:
me: ok
me: what is a pald

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[preparing for a date]
me: what if she kisses me
roommate: you kiss her back, bro
me: ok
me: *thinking* but why her back though

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football coach: i need you guys to make a play
(8 months later at opening night)
football coach: wait wtf is this