He’s mysterious like the fish in gas station sushi
The first snow has arrived and now we will see how many don’t know how to drive
My pants had a harsh talk with me this morning and said enough is enough or they’re going to split
70’s horror movies gave me a healthy respect for the power held by chainsaws and deserted farmhouses
Grab and smash, smash and grab such is time spent in a mammogram
I stepped on a plate of wet cat food this morning so no I don’t care about taking off my shoes at the airport