Im bored… I think I’ll go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car, with the reverse lights on…
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians….
Help end the violence!!!
Eat BACON!!
Bake a cake with rum and no one bats an eye… Bake brownies with laxatives and everybody loses their shit!
Cats are not as loyal as dogs are. But at least they won’t tell the police where the bodies are….
In my next life I’m coming back with money and good looks. This great personality shit is not working.
Girls are girls. They will wait for your reply without texting you!
My imaginary friend says you need a therapist.