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Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is “married.”nLike that’s gonna stop me!

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The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)

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Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you