Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you
The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)
Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is “married.”
Like that’s gonna stop me!