I’ve spent the six years trying to learn Braille via hospital elevators. So far, I know elevator.
Took an edible and got so nervous on this flight that I started petting someone else’s service dog.
“Somebody needs to go to the store!”-mom yelling from the kitchen
“Jason, you think you’re somebody. Why don’t you go to the store?”- Dad
On my last flight I watched a woman in front of me pull out her hair and eat it until I fell asleep. Can’t do that in first class.