I’m the guy that pushes on a pull door then leaves because I think the door is locked.
I hope you prayed for me in church today.
There’s nothing I have going on, I just like the attention.
Thx
The only bucket list I have and can finish is at KFC.
*Buys sugar-free cereal.
**Puts sugar on it.
When I lay all my cards out on the table, people be like “Damn, where you get all them cards?”
Her: “Men are creepy!”
Me, from inside of the closet:
“Yes, we are.”