Twitter is like being able to read every toilet wall in the world.
If a swan broke my arm I’d keep it quiet. Embarrassing. “Help, I’m being beaten up by a big white lanky floating chicken.” Not cool.
Trump worked his way up from nothing. He’s going to give every American the same 1 million dollars he started with. That’s all you need.
RIP Ronaldo’s Moth. The world’s most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old.
Jesus died for our sins.
But then he came back to life.
Pretty sure that breaks the deal.
Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib.
Troll: Horrible thing.
Me: Horrible thing back.
Troll: I was just giving my honest opinion.
Me: Me too.
Troll: But…
Do let me know if you’re ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You’re welcome 🙂
I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn’t believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
“Let there be me.” God, just before he created himself out of nothing.
Thinking that you’re on speaking terms with God is like finding out you’ve been playing both parts in an episode of “Catfish”
Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is.
The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case.