People who say “Money doesn’t grow on trees” don’t understand the paper making process.
Tweeting and grocery shopping don’t mix. I’ve been down every aisle and just realized all I have in my cart is a cabbage and someone’s baby.
Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks…
And now we wait.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn.
And now we wait…
They irony of being hit by a Dodge.