@rikpayne

People who say “Money doesn’t grow on trees” don’t understand the paper making process.

@rikpayne

Tweeting and grocery shopping don’t mix. I’ve been down every aisle and just realized all I have in my cart is a cabbage and someone’s baby.

@rikpayne

Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks…

And now we wait.

@rikpayne

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn.

And now we wait…