shit! I’m going to be hairy late!!!!
this is the kind of chaos i demand from a pharmacy
accountant: do you have any dependents?
me: i’m illegally running several celebrity pet accounts on IG right now.
shit, they caught us—run!!!
if any of you are fans of deep house music blasted at high volume, i’d highly recommend the grocery store around the corner from me.
worst…sale…ever
I’m not criticizing you. I just think you look awful. -My mom
early stone age tool
ground deer meat in a bun—call that a Sloppy Doe
if you’ve ever wanted to know what a violent mugging feels like, i’d highly recommend inviting my friends & their 2 toddlers over for dinner one night.
if you’ve ever wanted to know what a violent mugging feels like, i’d highly recommend inviting my friends & their 2 toddlers over for dinner one night.
if you’ve ever wanted to know what a violent mugging feels like, i’d highly recommend inviting my friends & their 2 toddlers over for dinner one night.
take that, baby!!! he knows what he did.
i, nurse brian, take thee, my mom’s toilet, in holy matrimony
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